Stone Arch Players 2012-2013 Community Theater Season: "Born Yesterday" by Garson Kanin Comedy directed by Thiry Olbrich 8:00 pm Friday and Saturday: Nov. 2-3, 9-10 and 16-17 2:00 pm Sunday: Nov. 11 and 18 It’s 1946 _ A vulgar, egotistical junkman has come to a swanky hotel in Washington DC to make crooked deals with government big wigs. He has brought with him a charming but dumb ex – chorus girl whose lack of social graces embarrasses even the junkman. A young, idealistic magazine reporter who has been investigating political skullduggery agrees to educate the girl. Crooked deals, violence and romance ensue. Back - L to R: Rodney Patterson, Dick Jones, Joe Krabill, Rob Burns, Bill Daup, Mark Casamento Front - L to R: Colton Fleming, Regina Brannen, Rachel Jones, Stage Manager - Sandy Hunnley Not pictured: Andy McCartle, Barbara Devita-Stahl Tickets on sale to general public: October 29^th @7pm For info on auditions, please click here. "Who’s in Bed with the Butler?" by Michael Parker A Farce directed by Phyllis Johnson 8:00 pm Friday and Saturday: Feb. 22-23, March 1-2 and 8-9 2:00 pm Sunday: March 3 and 10 A California billionaire has bequeathed all of his assets to his only daughter Constance - except the 22-million-dollar yacht he wanted Josephine to have, a 25 million-dollar art collection left to Renee and some priceless antique automobiles willed to Marjorie. Constance arrives at her father's mansion with her lawyer, determined to find out who these women are and to buy them off or contest the will. The butler seems to hold the key and she learns from him that the three sultry ladies were her father's lovers. Could the butler be behind the shenanigans - and is he carrying on with all of the ladies in question? Can the bumbling detective hired by Constance really be so inept, linguistically as well as professionally? And why has the butler hired an actress to play his wife? This is a madcap addition to the author's string of inventive American farces. Back row - L to R: Brad Williams, Nikki Kahley, Jill Harbst Boulanger, Michael Cramer, Anita Rishel Front Row - L to R: Colette Hartzler, Destiny Zeiders, Phyllis Johnson, Alan Peoples, Pat McKnight, Charlie Wilson Absent from photo - Ellen Cramer Tickets on sale to general public: February 18^th @7pm For info on auditions, please click here. "Suite Surrender" by Michael McKeever A Farce directed by Alan Peoples 8:00 pm Friday and Saturday: May 3-4, 10-11, 17-18 2:00 pm Sunday: May 12 and 19 It's 1942, and the luxurious Palm Beach Royale Hotel is under siege as two of Hollywood's biggest divas vie for the same suite. Mistaken identities, overblown egos, double entendres, and one pampered little lap dog round out this fall-down-laughing riot of a comedy. An all-out love note to those wonderful farces of the 30's and 40's. Tickets on sale to general public: April 29^th @7pm For info on auditions, please click here.

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