Stone Arch Players 2025-26 Season
“The New Kid On The Block” by: Pat Cook
Directed by: Phyllis Johnson/Alicia Hartzler
Synopsis
Carl, Lloyd and Parker, three older gentlemen who share a large home, need to rent out their fourth bedroom to help with the rent. Their problem seems answered when Will shows up...except Will turns out to be a lady. While Lloyd and Parker like her and want to vote her in, Carl barks back, "We're not voting on prom queen!" Carl's reaction is all part of a plan with Will, his sister, to let her live with them for a while. Before the brother and sister can reveal their plotting, however, the "fun" begins. It's all over the area that Carl and Will are sweethearts; Lloyd has put on his army fatigues and is running night maneuvers; and Parker is sneaking around the neighborhood with his walkie-talkie. Then the woman in black enters, telling Will she better leave. On top of this, Will's daughter, Jolene, arrives having just left her husband. This comedy has more turns than your uncle's map to grandma's house. And you'll finally find out just who really is "The New Kid on the Block."
Ticket Information: General admission is $15.00.
SHOWTIMES: Friday November 7, 14 and 21
Saturday November 8, 15 and 22
Sunday November 16 and 23
Friday and Saturday shows start at 7:30 P.M. Sunday shows start at 2:00 P.M.
Click the link below to order your tickets online for fast and easy booking!
https://stonearchplayers.csstix.com
Reservations can also be made at any time by emailing us at: tickets4sap@gmail.com or by calling the box office at 717-248-2224 and leaving a message.
“Dilemmas with Dinner” by: Robin Roberts
Directed by: Julie (Long) Fetterman & Katye Long
Synopsis
Junior executive Brooke invites her boss and his wife over for dinner in the hopes of securing a promotion. While frantically getting ready, Brooke and her husband discover that the hired help is coincidentally the boss' ex-daughter-in-law. Just when it seems everything that could go wrong has gone wrong, Brooke's boss has an unfortunate announcement to make -- though not as unfortunate as the candlestick attack, appetizer toss, and general chaos that then ensues...
Ticket Information: General admission is $15.00.
SHOWTIMES: Friday February 27, March 6 and 13
Saturday February 28, 7 and 14
Sunday March 8 and 15
Friday and Saturday shows start at 7:30 P.M. Sunday shows start at 2:00 P.M.
Click the link below to order your tickets online for fast and easy booking!
https://stonearchplayers.csstix.com
Reservations can also be made at any time by emailing us at: tickets4sap@gmail.com or by calling the box office at 717-248-2224 and leaving a message.
“Crimes of the Heart” by: Beth Henley
Directed by: Alan Peoples & Abby Fleming
Synopsis
The scene is Hazlehurst, Mississippi, where the three Magrath sisters have gathered to await news of the family patriarch, their grandfather, who is living out his last hours in the local hospital. Lenny, the oldest sister, is unmarried at thirty and facing diminishing marital prospects; Meg, the middle sister, who quickly outgrew Hazlehurst, is back after a failed singing career on the West Coast; while Babe, the youngest, is out on bail after having shot her husband in the stomach. Their troubles, grave and yet, somehow, hilarious, are highlighted by their priggish cousin, Chick, and by the awkward young lawyer who tries to keep Babe out of jail while helpless not to fall in love with her. In the end the play is the story of how its young characters escape the past to seize the future—but the telling is so true and touching and consistently hilarious that it will linger in the mind long after the curtain has descended.
Ticket Information: General admission is $15.00.
SHOWTIMES: Friday May 1, 8 and 15
Saturday May 2, 9 and 16
Sunday May 10 and 17
Friday and Saturday shows start at 7:30 P.M. Sunday shows start at 2:00 P.M.
Click the link below to order your tickets online for fast and easy booking!
https://stonearchplayers.csstix.com
Reservations can also be made at any time by emailing us at: tickets4sap@gmail.com or by calling the box office at 717-248-2224 and leaving a message.